See how creative people can be?

Translation just in case you don understand~

We see toilet everyday~
I'm sure you won't barge in the wrong side,
But, think again,
Are you sure you won't enter the wrong side?

厕所大家都见多了，
你应该不会走错，
你真的不会走错吗？

Switzerland :: 超抽象的……
errr....I'm sure you know girls have what guys don't have and guys have what girls don't have...


Taiwan :: 怎么能这样……
It's a bit blur here. On your left is pronounced as "mu" written in chinese which means female while the other side is "gong" which means male... looks traditionally unique


Paris :: 不是每个人都能明白的……
Not everyone understands this, ask your 90++ grandma. See if she can guess which is for male and female...:)



Edinburgh :: 我喜欢这个……
Now, that looks cute~



At the Science Fiction Museum and Hall of Fame :: 超复杂的……
what's with XX and 00 and triangle and the robotic voodoo thingy...too complicated...even I will enter the wrong side...


Brighton :: 你确定你不会认错…… ？
What the lollipop are these signs? I don't get it..tell me if you get it~


Prague :: 请小心观察……
I see a star with an extra stick poking out. You know the drill, don't ask!


Austin :: 简约之极致……
Now that's what we call innovation! Even the "purest" mind of all can guess which is which..lol~


Atlanta Georgia :: 写实之极致……
That looks normal to me at least~


Bremen :: 抽象之极致……
errr~~ tell me, does man represents bush fire? And women represents wave? Or maybe the other way round~~ The best way to check is to enter both~~


Korea :: 好有童心啊……
kawaii~~ looks cute..


Scotland :: 好有乡土气息……
You can't find these anywhere in big cities! Ask your relatives or friends who are living in the countryside whether they have these signboards hanging in their public toilets or not. Maybe it's represented by a cow or goat or p*g....


Unknown :: 无语了……
Good use of the letter B...Come to think of it...it does somehow symbolize our butts...


Korea :: 洞察人性啊……
It's a humiliation to our male species...how can we ever enter the female toilets peeping the girls pee-ing or disposing their faeces (a polite to say sh*ting)!! We'll get killed instantly if we ever enter a women's toilet~~


Hah! See how creative people can be~ Around the world, there are different kinds of culture. Thus, the different kinds of designs created by different kind of people. However, some people tend to be too over creative until the public could not even comprehend what they mean... ...unless you're the same species with them, exaggerating-ly creative..lol~

Waiting for the day to arrive... ...

Mr Buffalo," Say Hi~~Moo~~I'm the big boss in Kampar~~moo~~"

Finally, it's almost the end of my foundation studies. It's rather sad yet happy coz I have somehow finished my one year of torturing in UTAR and I'm gonna miss my friends. You see, this bl**dy UTAR Campus is moving to a cow-boy town which I found this town is really boring, unattractive and utterly disasterrific. By the way, the campus is located far far away from the cities of Perak, Kampar. I'm really sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. But to think of living there for 3 solid years kinda make me wonder what should I do over? Do some cow-boying stuff? Example? Riding a buffalo along the road while shouting, "Hiyaa~ Come on boy, let's move towards the rising sun!! Hiyaa~~" =_=" I really can't imagine me riding the buffalo. The buffalo might suffer from suffocation before even reaching the rising sun... ...

Talk about buffalos, they actually the big brothers of the town. Why? It's coz you must let the big bosses cross the roads before they turns the butt over and chase you with strong hard "batangs" till the ends of the earth.

The humble little town of Kampar... ... ... ...It looks small and of course...a little quiet

However~~~~ The air there is not as polluted as KL here. And they have lots of lakes and mountains surrounding this little town. It feels refreshing to stay there for a couple of days but...I'm gonna rot in the town for 3 years.

Complaining won't help at all... ...

Well, I have a plan actually to make my life there fun..heh! I've found something interesting and thrilling..

White River Rafting~ I wanna try this! Wanna feel the rough rivers flowing and waters splashing....Ar~ can't wait!

and~~~~

The all-time famous kampar curry bread~ Look at the chicken..it's the whole chicken inside this bread that we're talking!!! The sticky-ness of the curry zhap aka the sauce is really tempting~

Last but not least, it's the Grand Kampar Hotel!!!

Seriously, the price of the room is sooooooooo damn cheap...errr, it's affordable. only RM 80++ for a standard delux room with breakfast included! Heh! Am planning to stay there during weekends just to enjoy the luxury lifestyle once in a while. It never hurts to burn your pocket once in a blue moon....

p/s: I will not stay alone lar~ of coz ask my friend to share share a bit the cost ma~ after all, i'm still a student~ heh!

The days before the warmth comes.. ...

The warmth is slowly losing itself,
The leaves that once rustle,
Falls gracefully,
The once lush green view,
Has turned,
Into shades of hazel and brown.

Slowly,
The leaves are all at rest,
Flakes take their turn,
Falling gracefully,
A veil of silvery flakes,
Covering the earth.

The shivering cold,
Wraps every living soul,
Each seeks for warmth,
Warmth that has yet to come.

However,
In the midst of coldness,
Every souls,
Are waiting patiently,
Until that day arrives... ...

yeah, it's almost end of the year. That's why I'm writing this poem. See if you can guess what this "warmth" is? heh!

War!

War,
It can come so silently,
Like a rat,
Searching for its food,
Or rather,
A tiger searching for its prey... ...

When the time is ripen,
it explodes,
everyone's startled,
everyone's disturbed... ...

War,
It can come abruptly,
Like the still waters,
That turns rough,
Drowning everyone,
In just a blink... ...

Some turn to violence,
Some turn to peace,
Some stay unperturbed
Either way,
Fail to protect,
The peacefulness that have,
Started to crumble,
Before the dawn sets... ...

If only,
Human can forgive,
Human can reconcile,
Human can look,
Into the eyes,
and pour the words,
that slept in the depths,
of the living chamber,
real peace will then descend,
and touch the hearts,
of humans...that had onced,
being enclosed,
by walls of ice.

The ice melts,
where spring will reign,
over the chilly winter,
Flowers will start to bud,
The breezy wind,
Warms us,
Everything... ...
Everything... ...
Will start anew... ...

Heh, there it goes again.. ..My random ramblings. Don't mind me babbling about weird stuffs...By the way, if you do not get what I'm trying to say...errr...then...you just ignore this stupid, odd ball who has nothing better to do writing useless stuff babbling about wars, springs, flowers. Heh!

Laziness has once reign over me and of course...my blog..

~lazy and moody.....sighs...Do I look pretty?=_=''''''

I was not in the mood actually to post anything at all this past few days. Wait, is it few days?? No, it's already like few months already. I'm really short of things to blog about already. Yeah, call me a anti-socialist or anything you like. I just don't know what to blog about. But, one's thing for sure, I'm lazy... (Am I contradicting myself??) Plus, I don't own a camera or even a pathetic camera phone to take some bloody photos and post them in my pathetic little blog to let my hardcore readers (yeah, as if the whole world's reading your blog) to enjoy reading while happily clicking away on the pics to enlarge them in order to look at my magnificent photo skills. Well, photos can speak a thousand words...never actually see photos talking to me before.

Anyways, I'm going random again. This past few weeks, I've been rather moody. Anything that went wrong would definitely get on my nerves which makes me a hateful asshole. I feel horrible, terrible and vegetable. Why am I that moody? I fear that I have andropause(is that how you spell it?). It's really hard sometimes to control your emotions especially when you feel frustrated and angry. Yes, I know that smiling when you're angry or punching anything even your friend might somehow make you feel better. Still, it's easier than done. Would you still smile happily even if someone messes up your masterpiece on your presentation day? I don't think you can do it. You see, I'm kinda sick of this moody feeling. I really want to get rid of it..hmm, not to extend of ridding it once and for all. I just want to become a saint once a while. Saints are people who are very patient and forgiving when they are prosecuted even if the things that they've done were passing God's word to the world. If only I have half of their personality, then I would be half perfect. Nobody's perfect in this world, that's what I believe.

Btw, I'm officially 18 now after my birthday on 5th of November. I'm thankful for those who remembered and noticed the day when I was born. Thank you very much. Thinking back, I've been living for 18 years already. Still, I think I don't have much development in my maturity. I did this personality test somewhere in friendster and I found my maturity stage is only at the level of a 14 year old kid. It didn't surprise me at all since I'm know that I still think like a kid. I'm sure that because of my childishness, people start to got "sian" with me...("sweat drops!" It's too melodramatic!!) Must find some motivational books to read and build up my personality.

switch to happy mode..

Heh heh, I just bought a samsung MP3 last month. Again, no photos. I'll try to ask my brother who is still selling fish to take a photo of my MP3 to boast boast a bit about my MP3. Basically, it's light blue including some radio functions, file storage, music storage, microphone and so on.. I bought it at PIKOM (computer fair) with the price of RM297. Initially, my brother asked me to buy the ciplak aka capalang MP3 brand with cheaper price. But, I "lan si" want to buy got brand one. If it's branded, I'm sure it's more long lasting that the ciplak one. Right?

Finally, some wonderful pics to tickle your ass..

Female cats do have nipples and they need protection. Don't you think so?

Even doggies can live "harmoniously" with kitties...

That's all for this post..shall post more..if possible...

Random-ness..is..art..

Naruto's as good as dead...we shall remember you always..our true hero who always inspired us to never give up. We shall weep for eternity!!

on the other hand

sighs...feel so disastrous after the four tests and there's two more to go till I can spread my wings out for while..and that's three weeks..

current expression:

sad and bored face...I know this photo looks kinda familiar. For your info, that's not me. It's just a random photo of my friend, Mrs Beaver. Heh, the name's amanda. Reason for grabbing this photo, the expression is priceless. Just look at the expression..it's so wonderfully taken. Of course, this masterpiece is taken by Prof. Chouji.."

True enough I was rather wuliao that time taking pictures of many random people in the class..(that's before exam)..I even took some wuliao video

you know, sometimes taking random video is kinda amusing. It sometimes pisses one off easily..take a look at this spicy yet simple example:

annoyed ms wong....btw, they're a bunch of my utar coursemates taking the "breathtaking" scenery at bukit bendera..in the pinang fruit island

first comment..
red + hot = dammit!!
now that's spicy

oh, this video is a courtesy of Ah Xian..

oh holy lembu, I guess my post is too random..shall stop here for more posting!! Tata~~

Not abandoned but on a hiatus period..that's all!!

After I've received a comment from someone who "accused" me of abandoning my new bloggie, I'll have to tell you that I'm having my hands full with my finals now. So, being so frustrated and tortured (by loads of lecture notes and tutorials), I've got no mood to post anything lar. Furthermore, people seldom read my blog. Short of a few posts in a few months or maybe a year won't do me any harm lar..ish!!

Period.. ..

Anyway, I've found some interesting thing in my lecture notes. So, I've thought of sharing it with you guys.

Here goes:

>>I was looking for a parking space at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the mirror.

>>'Encik ah...tanya sikit ah..itu chimpeng mana ah..?
>>'Apa?'
>>'Chimpeng, chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia cakap sini ada satu chimpeng..'
>>'Sorrylah, apek. Saya tak tau woh..Apa tempat itu chimpeng?'
>>'Aiyah...itu chimpeng balu punya lo..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la...'
>>'Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ke apa?Along ka?'
>>'Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? Itu chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Pubic Peng, RhetB Peng..itu balu punya peng..'

So..you get what the apek wanna say?!

Do you want to know d ans??

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Ok lar..

it's CIMB Bank...Pity the apek lar..he doesn't know how to speak proper malay mar...sighs..